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try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!

#bonus points if he can guess what foods you ate #if a man doesn’t love your farts he doesn’t love you #make sure no one else finds them or they might fall in love with you#cybersafe #submission

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